GOLDENES HANDWERK
(M/T: Felsenheimer)

I hate traffic lights.
Never know which colour is right.
The guy at the newsstand doesn't get,
why I ask him for bread (just can't get it in his head).

By now you just might figure I'm not especially bright.
I'm a little slow. What's goin' on. I never know.
But I have two friends,
for them this song I penned.

'Cause I'm a drummin' man (a drummin' man).
A drummin' man (is a lonesome man).
Don't need Latin in school to hang with musicians who are cool.
I'm loyal, just a little dumber (a drummin' man).
That's why I in a band, I'm a drummer (is a lonesome man).
I'm just a little dim but full of vigor and of vim.
That's why drummin's is my thing.
Drummin' is my thing.

Even as a tiny kiddie,
I confused Mom's navel with her tittie.
The day that I was born on, Mom knew I was a moron.
She thought: "What a bummer. Guess he'll be a drummer."

Kissin' the guitarist out of fashion.
Fistin' the drummer has more passion.
My natural sex is written up in all mags.
Take one look and you will see, I wrote this song just for me.

'Cause I'm a drummin' man (a drummin' man).
'Cause I'm a drummin' man (is a lonesome man).
Had no Latin in school. Still hang with musicians who are cool.
I'm loyal, just a little dumber (a drummin' man).
So I became a drummer ( is a courageous man).
There's nowhere I belong. That's why I wrote this song.
'Cause I'm a drummmin' man.

I like my bit of liquor,
'cause I'm a little thicker.
Platinum albums on the wall,
for a little rock'n'roll.
Not so dumb, after all.

Drummer! (rep.)

I wrote this song all by myself.

(from the album "13" resp. from the single "Goldenes Handwerk")

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